Monday, June 6, 2011

Jorts Haiku


Oh denim short pants
The bane of my existence
Seriously, dude.

My mother-in-law
Seems to find you fabulous
She's batshit crazy

There's no effing way
I will be documented
Wearing shitty jorts

An atrocity
It's what I liken them to
Oops preposition

It is like I said,
The bane of my existence
M. I. L. and jorts

1 comment:

ScottO said...

Those are not so bad:
Prepositions at the end.
Not as bad as jorts!