Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haiku. Show all posts

Monday, June 6, 2011

Jorts Haiku


Oh denim short pants
The bane of my existence
Seriously, dude.

My mother-in-law
Seems to find you fabulous
She's batshit crazy

There's no effing way
I will be documented
Wearing shitty jorts

An atrocity
It's what I liken them to
Oops preposition

It is like I said,
The bane of my existence
M. I. L. and jorts